Discharge papers
Aftercare instructions
Tick each one off before you leave. The nurse is watching.
Oh, Ghit! Emergency git care
Emergency git care for the recently panicked.
Take a breath. Almost nothing in git is truly gone. The reflog remembers. The reflog always remembers.
BED 404 · YOUR-REPO
04:59 PM FRI
▲ HEAD DETACHED
COMMITS/HR142
SYNC %67behind origin by 3
STASH47concerning
PUSH/PULL 120/80
MERGE CONF. 3
BLAME you
Triage desk
Where does it hurt?
Describe your symptoms. Be honest, we've seen worse. We've done worse.
No matching condition on file. Try fewer words, or run git status and search for what it says.
Self-assessment
On a scale of 0 to 10, how bad is it?
Overheard in the waiting room
You are not alone.
It worked on my machine.
Bed 2 · admitted with a colleague who says it doesn'tI only ran one command.
Bed 7 · the command wasgit clean -fdxWho is
Bed 11 · long-term residentstash@{46}and why do they have my code?I'll just rebase real quick.
Bed 3 · admitted 9:02 AM, still hereWhy does the commit message say “asdf”? Who wrote this?
Bed 9 · rangit blame, saw own nameI'm not a merge conflict, I'm a merge discussion.
Bed 5 · in denial
Hospital gift shop · Ground floor, past the vending machine
Leave with a souvenir
Proof you were here and made it out. Every order keeps the ER lights on (the lights are mostly the monitor).
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RX-001 · Tee · 4 dark colors
I survived
git push --forceFor anyone who flatlined a shared branch and came back.
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RX-002 · Tee · cream
Patient in Bed 404
The ASCII duck from the page source. Diagnosis: it was a typo.
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RX-003 · Tee · 3 pastel colors
Pain scale, 0 to 10
From
git stashto detached HEAD. You are here.$24 Admit to cart -
RX-004 · Sticker pack ×3
Laptop bandages
ER sign, the duck, and
--force-with-lease. Apply to affected area.